This annoying yet funny song is a favorite of Gwen. It has actions to go with the lyrics.

Due to the song being sung very off-key, it starts in the key of G major and lapses into G-sharp/A-flat major, but the last few words are sung in A major.

Gwen sings it with O'Ryan and Mrs. Bridges in the car in Groovy Girls: The Summertime of our Lives!


Oh, you can't go too fast (wag finger) on a donkey ride though you try every trick you know, (hold reins and bounce)

No, you can't go too fast (wag finger) on a donkey ride (hold reins and bounce) because a donkey is naturally slow.


  • Gwen's Grandpa is annoyed by this song.

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