This annoying yet funny song is a favorite of Gwen. It has actions to go with the lyrics.
Due to the song being sung very off-key, it starts in the key of G major and lapses into G-sharp/A-flat major, but the last few words are sung in A major.
Oh, you can't go too fast (wag finger) on a donkey ride though you try every trick you know, (hold reins and bounce)
No, you can't go too fast (wag finger) on a donkey ride (hold reins and bounce) because a donkey is naturally slow.
- Gwen's Grandpa is annoyed by this song.