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This is a Groovy Girls joke book from 2005.

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Get ready for a giggly gaggle of gags, riddles and knock-knocks with the Groovy Girls!

Knock, knock! Who's there? What do you get when you cross...

Hours of hilarity!

For girls in 2nd-4th grade.

$3.99 USD, $4.99 CAN

List of JokesEdit

Knock-Knocks: (Pages 1-2)Edit

  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen will the show start?
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Reese. Reese who? Reese-ess time!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? O'Ryan. O'Ryan who? Canned peaches! Don't you know who O'Ryan is? I am the redhead with a squeaky voice!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Oki. Oki who? Oki-doki!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Vanessa. Vanessa who? Vanessa type of vehicle.
  • Knock-Knock! Who's there? Yvette! Yvette who? Yvette you I can jump higher than ever before-on a trampoline!
  • Knock-Knock! Who's there? Josh. Josh who? Josh in case you want to see a movie, I bought you tickets.
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya count us in, Oki?
  • Knock, Knock! Who's there? Bindi. Bindi who? It's Bindi best day I ever had!

Groovy Gags and Gigglers: (Pages 3-4)Edit

  • What Groovy Girl is most likely to be a wildcat? O'Lion.
  • What Groovy Girl is most likely to be a locksmith? O-Key.
  • What Groovy Girl is most likely to become a 4-wheeler? Van-essa.
  • What Groovy Girl is most likely to heal sick pets? Y-vet.
  • What is Josh's little sister's favourite song? "Sun-Reese, Sunset."
  • Which Groovy Girl is most likely to be found on your leg? Daph-knee.
  • Which Groovy Girl is most likely to be off-balance? Ailene (I lean).
  • Which Groovy Girl is most likely to be found in heaven? Angel-ique.

Radical Riddles: (Pages 5-6)Edit

  • What is orange and red and orange and red? O'Ryan's hair caught in a revolving door!
  • What is blonde and pink and blonde and pink? Gwen's hair in a revolving door.
  • What is purple and pink, purple and pink, purple and pink? Vanessa's clothes rolling down a hill.
  • What is brown and mint green and brown and mint green and brown and mint green and brown and mint green? Oki doing somersaults.
  • What did Mom say to Josh in the morning? "Early to bed, early to Reese."
  • What is pink, orange, and bright green over and over again? A cartwheeling Yvette.
  • What is green, pink, blue, purple, and orange, with twelve legs and six personalities? The Groovy Girls!

Gwen's Rockin' Music Jokes: (Pages 7-8)Edit

  • What makes music on your hair? A headband.
  • What's my favorite sport to watch on TV? Bass-ball.
  • Why do musicians hate fish? They have too many scales!
  • What's a mummy's favorite kind of music? Rap!
  • What's a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical!
  • What's an archeologist's favorite kind of music? Rock!
  • Why was the piano player grounded? He got in treble!
  • Who's brown, lives in Australia, and sings? Dingo Starr.
  • What kind of music do they play at a playground? Swing.
  • Why did the sheet music run away from the singer? She kept hitting all the notes.
  • What kind of music do rabbits listen to? Hip-hop!

Oki's Fashion Jokes: (Pages 9-10)Edit

  • What's soft and slippery? A slipper.
  • Why did I bring my lipstick and eyeshadow to school? I had a make-up test!
  • What kind of dress can't be worn? Address.
  • What class did I take when I had trouble organizing my closet? Hanger Management.
  • What do you call doing 2000 pounds of laundry? "Washington."
  • What color socks do bears wear? They don't have socks. They have bear feet!
  • Why did I put lipstick on my head? I wanted to makeup my mind!
  • What type of tie does a pig wear? A pigstie.
  • What do penguins wear on their heads? Ice caps!

Vanessa's Sporty Jokes: (Pages 11-12)Edit

  • What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team.
  • Why can't Cinderella play soccer? She's always running away from the ball.
  • Why was Cinderella such a horrible athlete? She had a pumpkin for a coach.
  • How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!
  • What is big and scary and has 3 wheels? A monster on a trike.
  • What do you get when an elephant has a basketball? Out of the way.
  • What's the world's largest gem? A baseball diamond.
  • Why did the rubber band go to the baseball team? It wanted to enjoy the seventh-inning stretch.
  • Why did I take up bowling? I thought it would be up my alley.
  • What is every Chrysler's favorite game? Dodgeball.

Yvette's Acting Jokes: (Pages 13-14)Edit

  • Why did the pig think he was a good actor? Because he was a total ham!
  • What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
  • Did you hear about the actor who fell through the stage door? It was just a stage he was going through.
  • Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.
  • Why are actors and actresses always cool? Because of their fans.
  • What actor could be the best baker? Zac Apron/Efron.
  • What actress loves to go canoeing? Marilyn Mon-row.
  • What actor is the most electric? John Tra-volt-a.
  • Why can't you act in a triangular room? You won't be able to break the fourth wall.

Reese's One-Liners: (Pages 15-16)Edit

  • She said he was average because he was mean.
  • There are 2 types of mathematicians. Ones that know binary and ones that don't.
  • Double negatives are a no-no.
  • An invisible man married an invisible woman-their kids are nothing to look at.
  • I wonder if Earth makes fun of other planets for having no life.
  • Why do you drive down a parkway but park in a driveway?
  • The battle between past, present, and future was tense.
  • In the winter, Bindi's dog wears a coat. In the summer, Bindi's dog wears a coat and pants.
  • They say dog is a man's best friend, but cat is a woman's best friend.
  • Last night, my school orchestra played Mozart - and Mozart lost.

O'Ryan's Crazy Bad Jokes!: (Pages 17-18)Edit

  • Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
  • What is brown and sticky? A stick.
  • Why did I cross the road? Because I chickened out!
  • What has 8 legs and 8 eyes? 8 pirates.
  • Why did the bubblegum cross the road? It was stuck to the leg of a chicken.
  • How do you make an egg roll? You push it down a slope.
  • What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  • O'Ryan: What's pink and goes "ding dong?"
    • Gwen: I don't know.
    • O'Ryan: A pink ding dong. So, what's blue and goes "ding dong?"
    • Gwen: Uh...a blue ding dong?
    • O'Ryan: Correct! So, what's green and goes "ding dong?"
    • Gwen: A green ding dong?
    • O'Ryan: Wrong! Ding dongs don't come in green!
  • How many Groovy Girls does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them. We know how to change lightbulbs!

Angelique and Ayanna's Totally Cool and Even Groovier Jokes: (Pages 19-20)Edit

NOTE: These jokes are meant to be bad.

  • What's the difference between Angelique and everyone else? Angelique is more popular than everyone else.
  • Why did Angelique cross the road? She's cooler than the chicken.
  • A teacher punished Ayanna for something she didn't do. What was it? Homework.
  • What gives Angelique and Ayanna the power and strength to walk through walls? Doors.
  • What would Angelique and Ayanna call a Groovy Girl with banana jelly inside her ears? Anything they like-she cannot hear them!
  • What do you get when you cross Angelique with Ayanna? The most popular, cool, awesome, and amazing girl on the face of Earth, that's what!

Bindi's Pet Jokes: (Pages 21-22)Edit

  • Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit's feet!
  • When does a teacher carry birdseed? When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
  • What dog loves to take bubble baths? A shampoodle!
  • What state has a lot of cats and dogs? Petsylvania.
  • Why are cats good at video games? They always have nine lives.
  • What did I do when it was raining cats and dogs? I jumped in poodles!
  • What is even smarter than a talking bird? A spelling bee!
  • Why do you need a license for a dog and not a cat? Everybody knows that cats can't drive.
  • What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline.

Mr. Goodwin's Classy Jokes (Pages 23-24)Edit

  • Why did Kalvin cross the road? I told him, "Get to the other side!"
  • What pirate skips class? Captain Hooky.
  • Mr. Goodwin: Oki, what is the capital of Washington?

Oki: W!

  • Why are the other teachers' visions bad? They can barely control their pupils!
  • Mr. Goodwin: O'Ryan, what's the capital of Connecticut?
    • O'Ryan: C!
  • What's the difference between teachers and trains? Trains go "choo-choo", while teacher say "Spit that gum out!"
  • Mr. Goodwin: Reese, how do you spell "rhythm"?
    • Reese: R-I-Z-I-M.
    • Mr. Goodwin: No, that's not how it's spelled in the dictionary.
    • Reese: You asked me how I spell it, not the dictionary.
  • What is the smartest...
    • US state? Alaska. It has 3 A's and no B's!
    • Canadian province? Newfoundland and Labrador. It has 4 A's and a B!
    • ...country? Albania. It has 3 A's and a B!

Beachy Keen Jokes! (Pages 25-26)Edit

  • What did the ocean say to Gwen? Nothing. It just waved.
  • What did the pig say when he went to the beach on a hot summer day? "I'm bacon!"
  • Why do seagulls live by the sea? If they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels!
  • When is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday.
  • What do bees wear at the beach? Bee-kinis.
  • What gets wetter the more it dries? A beach towel.
  • What washes up on small beaches? Microwaves.
  • How did Yvette communicate with the fish? She dropped a line.
  • What happened when O'Ryan took the fruits to the beach? When she saw them, she said "Tanned peaches!"
  • What kind of rocks are never found in the ocean? Dry ones!
  • Knock, knock!

Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing now?

Ailene's Mod Mall Jokes (Pages 27-28)Edit

  • What store do monkeys like shopping at the most? Banana Republic.
  • What store sells fashions for wicked women who ride brooms? Abercrombie and Witch.
  • What store do fish like shopping at the most? Cod Threadz!
  • What store would Yvette love to shop at to find the perfect guy? Boys R Us.

Groovy Favorites! (pages 29-32)Edit

We love these jokes so much that they're our favorite ones!

  • Gwen: What is every mother and father's favorite carnival ride? The married-go-round!
  • Reese: What dessert do roller coaster riders eat when they plunge down the opening drop? I scream/ice cream!
  • O'Ryan: What is every horse's favorite theme park ride? The carrot-sel!
  • Oki: Why did the lettuce blush? Because he saw the salad dressing!
  • Vanessa: What did the baseball mitt say to the baseball? "Catch you later!"

What animal is best at hitting a baseball? The bat!

  • Yvette: What did Ronald McDonald think of Wendy's food? It was love at first bite!
  • Ailene: What is every Iguanodon's favorite playground toy? A dinoseesaur.
  • Angelique: Where do fortune-tellers dance? The crystal ball!
  • Ayanna: What is the worst wild cat to play a game with? A cheetah.
  • Mr. Goodwin: Why did the girl wear sunglasses to class? She was so bright!
  • Josh: How do you keep your guitar from being stolen? Put it in a cello case.
  • Brenna: Why did the horse cross the road? Somebody shouted "hay"!
  • Daphne: What did the mayonnaise say when I opened the fridge? "Close the door. I'm DRESSING!"
  • Sean: How do sports players stay cool? They stand next to their fans!
  • Kalvin: Where do penguins dance? The snow ball!

How to Tell and Know Jokes: (page 33)Edit

  • 1. Memorize the joke.
  • 2. Don't speak too fast or slow. Speak clearly.
  • 3. Become funnier by watching comedy.
  • 4. Say the setup (question), pause, then say the punchline (the funny answer to a joke.)

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